This is why I don't use bar soap.

But in a commercial?

Because you KNOW what's on that soap.
And it's just freaky.

Just for the heck of it!

Boogie!
http://www.zshare.net/audio/3245039d305d68/

Oh, come on.

That jacket looks just like the other jacket!


And I don't like that jacket!

Floss.

I didn't leave it in the shower drain, I swear!

Spoons.

"Whoever put the spoons away in this drawer was an idiot" is just, in the grand scheme of things, not a bright thing to say.